One day, in a summer evening,
a girl was walking through the street when she saw a labyrinth. She felt
surprised for it: she never saw a labyrinth there, without any contextual sense…
that swallowed the whole neighbourhood!
She decided to enter. The
first she saw was an English exam poking exams that were poking even more
exams. When she looked closely to one of the exams, she saw that the mark was
9.9. She got so frightened from taking that mark that she ran deeper into the
labyrinth shouting very loudly.
In the next room, she saw
something even creepier than 9.9 exams: she saw a lot of clones of herself
crawling and singing “Toxic” from Britney Spears. Suddenly she felt the
temptation to start to crawl and sing as well, but she realised she was Britney
Spears so she claimed the rights of the song and the clones got ruined.
In the next room, she sadly
discovered she wasn’t Britney Spears anymore –but she didn’t tell it because
the rights of “Toxic” gave her a lot of money–. The room was totally empty with
a box in the middle. When she opened the box she got surprised: Britney Spears
was inside! She was about to ask Britney for an autograph when the singer said:
–You copied me!
So the girl started to run… But
Britney Spears was throwing microphones at her! She got hit in the head and
whited out.
When she woke up, she was
still on the same room. First, she noticed that the room was empty –not even
the box was in there– but, then, she got really confused when she noticed she
was Beyonce. Then, Britney appeared straight out of the blue and said:
–Let’s have a dance match!
But Beyonce danced so
gracefully that Britney went out of date and started to cry, so Beyonce could escape
from that room.
In the next room, afraid to
find Beyonce, “Beyonce” entered real slowly: she found no one. When she got
deeper in the room, she noticed that… she was not Beyonce anymore! Nah, that
was a joke: she was still Beyonce but she noticed that there were two worms. Suddenly,
the worms turned Britneys and Beyonce whited out.
Suddenly, the girl woke up. She
felt lucky that it was all a nightmare.
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